Ally Abroad

(To the tune of “Twist and Shout)

You know I love my baby,
Love the way she hugs.
But people don’t understand it,
She’s a banana slug.

Chorus:
Ba na na slug
Banana slug – Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na
Banana slug – Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na
Banana slug – Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na
Banana slug

She just got one foot,
She ain’t got no toes.
She hangs out in the forest,
To help it decompose.

Chorus

The way she wiggles her antenna,
You know it gives me such bliss.
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon banana slug,
won’t you give me a kiss.

Chorus   

The way she slides through the forest,
You know she looks so fine.
C’mon, c’mon banana slug,
Won’t you take off your slime.

Chorus

Some folks say that she’s gross,
But I won’t hear that jive.
‘Cause without my baby,
The forest might not survive. Chorus